YAY WOMEN!

A new study has come out of the cracks, nearly 25% of  U.S. women have some sort of urinary or fecal incontinence. They’re finding this mostly caused by childbirth; sure, go ahead, blame the children.   

“We know many women leak urine once in a blue moon if they are doing strenuous exercise. That such a large number leaks on a regular basis was surprising to see,” said Dr. Ingrid Nygaard of the University of Utah.

…. my dog doesn’t pee in the kitchen.

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In Dallas today, yesterday or even a week ago; whose really cares, I’m sure no one missed these people, more then a bakers dozen Mary Kay peeps were injured at the 2008 Annual Mary Kay Cosmetic Convention or as like to call it the “Dog Show”. When a escalator stopped and started going the other way. Riders of the escalator were to busy putting make-up on to notice.  

Five women were taken to nearby hospitals by EMS and at least 10 others suffered minor injuries of scrapes and bruises, which most likely came from there meat beaten lesbian girl friends.

I was wondering why I haven’t been getting those invites for “house party’s” in the mail.

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So Norway right now has a problem on there hands. The Norwegian women feel as if they don’t have to work to get the higher up jobs in the country, so the men had to take matters into there own hands. Starting at the end of February, all public companies  in norway have to have at least 40 percent women on there board of directors or the company will face legal consequences.

One: Where are you going to find enough women that have the experience in the field to be on a board? Unless your company makes wet whips I don’t think a daycare worker or a nurse would work.

Two: Case study: Sales are down; What do we do? The men say, “Better/new marketing of our products” Women say, “Oh, can we talk about this later? I need the next 18 and a half years off.. I’m pregnant. YAY WOMEN!”

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I have some bad news to share today. There will be no women ski jumping in the 2010 Olympics (The 2010 Olympics which are taking place in 2010 for the women out there that couldn’t figure out what year the “2010 Olympics” are taking place). This is outrage! But not really.. because really.. who wants to watch women jumping into the air? No one. BORING; unless these women are wearing the traditional women’s clothes of a skirt, and then men could then see up them. hmm, “voyager cam on NBC”.. has a ring to it… 

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So today, The United Arab Emirates hopes to amend a law that would allow women to become judges.. judges people.. something men have been doing for ages. Get with it women.

So lets give a big YAY WOMEN! to those women out there finally getting with the times.

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This is a totally new site dedicated to women, and the great things they do!

WE CAN MAKE HISTORY WOMEN! 

YAY WOMEN!!